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Release Date:
August 31, 2012
Runtime:
0 minutes
categories:
Comedy Foreign
– Comedy
– Foreign
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Budget:
US $0
Country:
– India
Rating:
3.6 / 4
Movie Synopsis:
In 1947 when the maps of India and Pakistan were being drawn, an oversight ensured that the village of Paglapur didn’t find a place in either country. Over 60 years later, Paglapur is isolated, and in need of help. The residents seek help, but as a direct result of being left off the map, they find noone willing to accept Paglapur, and its problems, as their jurisdiction. The villagers decide they need to draw media attention to Paglapur, and in so doing, gain acceptance and help from those who had previously denied them.
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REVIEWS:
Reviewer 1:
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Remember ‘Tees Mar Khan’ ? where we got our balls crushed by the amount of dumbness it had , well this one’s no less. I thought if a person can make a good movie like ‘Jaan-E-Man’ he knows how to make cinema . But alas i was wrong. Shrish Kunder proves that he can over-do himself. Though this one’s not as boring as Tees Maar Khan But its senseless and has NO HUMOR (read : NONE) i don’t remember smiling more than 2wice. Laughing is another story. I wonder why Akshay Kumar does movies like this. I am insured that he now does movies for money only. Sonakshi Sinha on the other hand has no role at all. She has like 30 Min’s of the screen space, and she is disappointing. Shreyas Talpade with the ‘Kalaa Guss Ghuss’ is damn irritating and so are the other villagers. Except for the Hotness of Chitrangada Singh in the item song ‘Kaafiraana – I want just you’ there is nothing in the film that will entertain. Give it a skip. Doesn’t even deserve a DVD watch.
Reviewer 2:
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The producers, himself included, would love for you to believe otherwise. The signs are there reflecting a troubled production, with the making of the film stretching as far back as 2011, and deciding to abandon its plan of post-converting this to 3D, after the none too stellar outcomes of both RA.One and Don 2. But what’s more criminal here, is how Shirish Kunder, in his second film outing as director, failed to capitalize on the fun premise that could have made it a more memorable film, rather than to now market this as for the kids market segment, hoping that the younger demographics would be more forgiving in what it had tried to achieve. Having started on a journey, but making no headway, then pinning it on a misunderstanding from the start, doesn’t provide any confidence.
This marks the second time that Akshay Kumar and Sonakshi Sinha are paired together in leading roles in as many times, immediately after Rowdy Rathore. While the latter film was a lot of Masala fun, their outing here proved to be somewhat lacklustre. Akshay plays Agastya, a Non Resident Indian living with his stay at home girlfriend in the USA, working on a technology single-handedly that can communicate with the truth out there, but finds himself making no progress. I mean, it’s an expensive project, and the dweeb of a trillion dollar company decided to put all its eggs in one basket, and one employee. Sure, he may be a genius, but even geniuses need help. So he’s given one month notice to show results, or be shut down.
Some moping later, Sonakshi’s Diva picks up a random call from someone from India telling her that Agastya’s father is breathing his last breath. It’s only 10 minutes into the story, but already the convenience with how things progressed, is showing signs of narrative trouble. Agastya had told Diva he’s an orphan, and now some random call from a stranger comes in, claiming to be Agastya’s brother (whom we find out only talks gibberish), citing some medical emergency back home, sees her packing up for the both of them, ready for the next flight out to India. Right. I guess Diva’s only demonstrating that she’s a real Joker alright, only that she’s really serious about Agastya making that trip despite his work deadline, to attend to what could have, in any day, been a prank call.
But this is a film, so they do make their way to his village, in fairly comical fashion, and we see that things are still backward. The prologue had shown that lunatics have taken over the village just before Partition, and the maps having drawn such that this village was dropped out from paper existence, but it’s still there, and amongst the madness comes Agastya’s genius, who had decided to move out and overseas to make a name for himself. He returns, is moved by everyone’s sincerity in seeing him back, and some Tarzan swinging antics later, is convinced to stay put, and make his village visible to the outside world again. The plan? To kill multiple birds with one stone, by crying wolf – that aliens have come, his device works, and having the world’s attention focused on the village.
It all goes down from there however, as the ludicrous is piled upon by more ludicrous, and the jokes are just plain unfunny. Perhaps the item number Kafirana is just abut the best thing in the film with its energy, and provided for more livelier moments in the movie, but otherwise everything, moving like the expected clockwork of trouble finding its way to Agastya’s plan like a spanner in the works, spelt boredom. It was fun to have the loonies dress up as would be aliens using very common household items and crops, but those cute moments dragged out for far too long. And as mentioned earlier that Agastya’s brother speaks rubbish, well, actor Shreyas Talpade who plays him, speaks gibberish all through the film, that sounds rather familiar, like the chants heard over UTV’s logo introduction, repeated ad nauseam.
Sure it’s a kids movie, and one can point out that it shouldn’t be taken too seriously, but I reckon kids should probably enrich their time by watching another alien film with more entertainment value, that of Steven Spielberg’s ET. That’s not to say there aren’t some positives from the film though, but they belonged to the more technical aspects. The production sets here are incredibly beautiful and wonderfully designed, which is a pity given that it’s adorning a story that finds itself losing steam from the get go, and not exploiting its art direction fully. The CG work used to recreate the aliens and their wares is adequate, not fantastic, but would still barely work to engage children who couldn’t care more about the design, but only the presence of something out of this world.
There was bewilderment when the title of the film was announced, until Sonakshi Sinha tweeted that the Joker is found in a deck of cards not belonging to any suite. I guess that’s true, that this film, in its current incarnation, doesn’t find itself belonging anywhere nor fitting in, trying to be a lot that it isn’t, and falling flat. The joke’s clearly on us all, the audience, and you’d do yourself a favour by not falling for this joker. I hate to say this, but this goes into the shortlist as the duds the year has experienced so far. It’s a real pity that Akshay Kumar had this to show for as his centurion body of work.
Reviewer 3:
Joker is a pathetic movie! Yeah believe me guys,I’m saying it myself!!
Wondering ‘WHY’ Akshay Kumar is doing these type of movies?? You are a lotus in a dirt pond, Akki!
Sonakshi Sinha, Shreyas Talpade, Minissha Lamba I mean rest of all are wasted!
Thank god Akshay Kumar backed out from the promotion of Joker as he was cheated by the director Shirish Kunder.
I just hate Shirish Kunder after watching Joker. How can a man just make this type of a ridiculous movie! It was because of his wife that he got two biggest stars of Bollywood in his two films, but he doesn’t deserve biggies anymore!!
I’ll rate it 3/10, no need to tell but if you’re still thinking to watch then go ahead Joker is your flick! 😛
Reviewer 4:
Joker is definitely a better movie than what reviewers and critics have been portraying it on various websites and newspapers. Also shame on the lead actor (Akshay) who did not promote this movie as I feel ‘Joker’ is 10 times better than craps like ‘Tees Mar Khan’ and ‘Houseful 2’.
This is a no non-sense movie with simple story, simple characters and simple dialogues. Music and cinematography are good. I quite enjoyed the ‘Kafirana’ and ‘Sing Raja’ songs – very energetic.
Acting by all the actors is good. Do not expect a thought-provoking movie. Also if you are expecting a sci-fi alien invasion movie then Joker is definitely not for you.
The story is a bit similar to ‘Swades’ starring Sharukh Khan but here the characters and overall theme is light-hearted and simple.
I think Shirish Kunder did a good job, looks like this guy is going through an unlucky phase of his career. I am giving it 7 / 10 and a must watch if you like clean and light movies.
Reviewer 6:
The worst movie I have ever seen in my life.Akshay Kumar and Sonakshi’s couple PFFTTT!Worst couple ever of Bollywood.I hate the fictitious plot of this film.I mean just look,the story is that Agastiya(Akshay Kumar)and Dive depart from USA all the way to Agastiya’s village Paglapur as a person in his village said that Agastiya’s father is sick and is a guest for some days.Then the secret is revealed that they wanted to just see the item dance of Chitraganda on the song”Kafira” in Paglapur.They made Agastiya leave and later he came back when Diva was in trouble.Then Agastiya wanted his village to become rich by creating a fake project of aliens.Baban(Shreyas Talpade)was a person speaking gibberish language and they wanted to make fake aliens.Then the movie is under suspense when a white named Simon believes it is fake.Then Agastiya wears the same clothes his family wears.Then they show media fake aliens.Then in the end aliens come and they reward Paglapur with oil and movie ended.Atrocious movie a simple foreplay.
Reviewer 7:
The producers, himself included, would love for you to believe otherwise. The signs are there reflecting a troubled production, with the making of the film stretching as far back as 2011, and deciding to abandon its plan of post-converting this to 3D, after the none too stellar outcomes of both RA.One and Don 2. But what’s more criminal here, is how Shirish Kunder, in his second film outing as director, failed to capitalize on the fun premise that could have made it a more memorable film, rather than to now market this as for the kids market segment, hoping that the younger demographics would be more forgiving in what it had tried to achieve. Having started on a journey, but making no headway, then pinning it on a misunderstanding from the start, doesn’t provide any confidence.
This marks the second time that Akshay Kumar and Sonakshi Sinha are paired together in leading roles in as many times, immediately after Rowdy Rathore. While the latter film was a lot of Masala fun, their outing here proved to be somewhat lacklustre. Akshay plays Agastya, a Non Resident Indian living with his stay at home girlfriend in the USA, working on a technology single-handedly that can communicate with the truth out there, but finds himself making no progress. I mean, it’s an expensive project, and the dweeb of a trillion dollar company decided to put all its eggs in one basket, and one employee. Sure, he may be a genius, but even geniuses need help. So he’s given one month notice to show results, or be shut down.
Some moping later, Sonakshi’s Diva picks up a random call from someone from India telling her that Agastya’s father is breathing his last breath. It’s only 10 minutes into the story, but already the convenience with how things progressed, is showing signs of narrative trouble. Agastya had told Diva he’s an orphan, and now some random call from a stranger comes in, claiming to be Agastya’s brother (whom we find out only talks gibberish), citing some medical emergency back home, sees her packing up for the both of them, ready for the next flight out to India. Right. I guess Diva’s only demonstrating that she’s a real Joker alright, only that she’s really serious about Agastya making that trip despite his work deadline, to attend to what could have, in any day, been a prank call.
But this is a film, so they do make their way to his village, in fairly comical fashion, and we see that things are still backward. The prologue had shown that lunatics have taken over the village just before Partition, and the maps having drawn such that this village was dropped out from paper existence, but it’s still there, and amongst the madness comes Agastya’s genius, who had decided to move out and overseas to make a name for himself. He returns, is moved by everyone’s sincerity in seeing him back, and some Tarzan swinging antics later, is convinced to stay put, and make his village visible to the outside world again. The plan? To kill multiple birds with one stone, by crying wolf – that aliens have come, his device works, and having the world’s attention focused on the village.
It all goes down from there however, as the ludicrous is piled upon by more ludicrous, and the jokes are just plain unfunny. Perhaps the item number Kafirana is just abut the best thing in the film with its energy, and provided for more livelier moments in the movie, but otherwise everything, moving like the expected clockwork of trouble finding its way to Agastya’s plan like a spanner in the works, spelt boredom. It was fun to have the loonies dress up as would be aliens using very common household items and crops, but those cute moments dragged out for far too long. And as mentioned earlier that Agastya’s brother speaks rubbish, well, actor Shreyas Talpade who plays him, speaks gibberish all through the film, that sounds rather familiar, like the chants heard over UTV’s logo introduction, repeated ad nauseam.
Sure it’s a kids movie, and one can point out that it shouldn’t be taken too seriously, but I reckon kids should probably enrich their time by watching another alien film with more entertainment value, that of Steven Spielberg’s ET. That’s not to say there aren’t some positives from the film though, but they belonged to the more technical aspects. The production sets here are incredibly beautiful and wonderfully designed, which is a pity given that it’s adorning a story that finds itself losing steam from the get go, and not exploiting its art direction fully. The CG work used to recreate the aliens and their wares is adequate, not fantastic, but would still barely work to engage children who couldn’t care more about the design, but only the presence of something out of this world.
There was bewilderment when the title of the film was announced, until Sonakshi Sinha tweeted that the Joker is found in a deck of cards not belonging to any suite. I guess that’s true, that this film, in its current incarnation, doesn’t find itself belonging anywhere nor fitting in, trying to be a lot that it isn’t, and falling flat. The joke’s clearly on us all, the audience, and you’d do yourself a favour by not falling for this joker. I hate to say this, but this goes into the shortlist as the duds the year has experienced so far. It’s a real pity that Akshay Kumar had this to show for as his centurion body of work.
Reviewer 9:
Guys movie is funny watch it yourself. I must say I enjoyed it a lot, Movie holds the interest right till the end and loved the characters played. There are very few jokes that you wont feel laughing too but that doesn’t spoil the taste of this movie.
I have watched the movie first and then read the critics review don’t know whats wrong with them but movie does deserve far better positive review.
Its a family movie with a message, the village name is pagalpur you cant just ignore that, Shirish Kunder has certainly thought the movie through to the end, Darshan Jariwala and Asrani is hilarious I am not sure if you would like Shreyas Talpade much but he did have to say lot in the movie.
If you ignore the critics this time you will have your time spend well watching this movie. Enjoy
Reviewer 11:
I would say that joker was a nice family entertainer but don’t use you brain while watching the movie . This movie had a nice story with nice acting. The story is very unique and I don’t think there has been any movie like this. Well I wanted to give it an 8 but in the end the alien and the editing was not so impressive . Well I would say that joker deserves a hit but not a blockbuster. I gave Rowdy Rathore 3 stars out of 10 and I left the movie at the interval I don’t know how it got into the 100 corer club . Joker was much better than Rowdy Rathore. But if NASA saw the movie they would start laughing. Why because this was very anti scientific . It has nice jokes like the one who could not talk . But the part the aliens were dancing and jumping around in the forest was weird.
Reviewer 12:
OK..so I heard lot of negative reviews about this movie…both from critics and Users but it is not that bad as what they mentioned….i went to see this movie with my family and my 3 year old daughter fully enjoyed this movie..
Obviously please don’t try to find logic in this movie…its a mindless movie but who cares….at the end we want clean family comedy movie…and its a complete family movie….
Characters are well written and songs are enjoyable….Akshay at his best…better than Houseful series..Sonakshi looks good..
A one time watch..especially with your kids…
Reviewer 13:
If you really want to laugh without any laughing moment, JOKER is just for you! I am damn sure, you will do anything, but laugh! Producer Farah Khan while promoting the film, confidently said that ‘Joker’ would make for a great family viewing at the theaters as elders wouldn’t have to worry about raunchy kisses and scintillating skin show popping every now and then in front of the kids. It is fine for the director to think of making a ‘clean’ movie, but at least there has to be a story to make people sit in the theater. And I doubt that the kids of today, after being fed with Hollywood flicks like ‘Ice Age’ and ‘Spy Kids’ would buy this Kunder’s fantasy. The story is very run-of the-mill. Akshay (Augustya), a NASA scientist returns to India to improve the condition of his village named ‘Paglapur’, apparently which has lost its identity from the face of the earth. Now since the administrators have no clue as to under whose jurisdiction Paglapur exist, Augustya’s village is devoid of any basic amenities like bijli and paani leading to the inhabitants going eccentric who incidentally happen to be former fugitives of a mental asylum. To improve the situation, Augustya with the help of the villagers hatches an absurd plan to attract media and the administration’s attention, but somehow the scheme doesn’t work out eventually leading to utter chaos.
Finally, the ‘unimaginable’ (which was very predictable) happens and Paglapur gets the due it long deserved.
In the acting department, besides Akshay, Shreyas Talpade manages to tickle the funny bone with his gibberish talk. Sonakshi, as usual is just there for the ornamental purpose, but what is really unfortunate is the editing of the film which I expected to be top class considering that it is coming from Shirish Kunder, the master editor himself.
My ratings 1/5 and must say not to spend money on this. Wait for the DVD which will come sooner than expected!
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